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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you. | | | |
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| 1. | Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more | | 
| | 2. | An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more | |
| | 3. | What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more | |
| | 4. | An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more | |
| | 5. | Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more | |
| | 6. | What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more | |
| | 7. | A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more | |
| | 8. | What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more | |
| | 9. | They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more | |
| | 10. | WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more | |
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