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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 99 | | | | Joke: | An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing | | | |
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| 1. | How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more | | 
| | 2. | "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more | |
| | 3. | Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more | |
| | 4. | Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more | |
| | 5. | Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more | |
| | 6. | Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more | |
| | 7. | Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more | |
| | 8. | Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more | |
| | 9. | Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more | |
| | 10. | If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more | |
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