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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 181 | | | | Joke: | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something. | | | |
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| 1. | What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more | | 
| | 2. | Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more | |
| | 3. | Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more | |
| | 4. | "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more | |
| | 5. | There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more | |
| | 6. | A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more | |
| | 7. | Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more | |
| | 8. | A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more | |
| | 9. | Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more | |
| | 10. | Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more | |
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