| 1. | A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as importa... more |
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| 2. | A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more |
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| 3. | A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they... more |
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| 4. | A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a... more |
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| 5. | A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The... more |
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| 6. | A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more |
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| 7. | A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more |
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| 8. | A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more |
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| 9. | A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more |
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| 10. | An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more |
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| 11. | At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband... more |
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| 12. | Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... more |
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| 13. | Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.... more |
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| 14. | Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more |
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| 15. | How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more |
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| 16. | How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more |
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| 17. | I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more |
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| 18. | If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more |
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| 19. | In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more |
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| 20. | My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more |
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| 21. | On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more |
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| 22. | One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more |
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| 23. | OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more |
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| 24. | Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more |
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| 25. | Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more |
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| 26. | Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more |
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| 27. | Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more |
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| 28. | QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more |
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| 29. | QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more |
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| 30. | Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more |
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