| 1. | "Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just step... more |
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| 2. | A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells li... more |
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| 3. | A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did t... more |
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| 4. | A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.... more |
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| 5. | A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornad... more |
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| 6. | A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills... more |
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| 7. | During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overwo... more |
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| 8. | First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I dont care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using b... more |
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| 9. | Fred: Im sure Im right. Betty: Youre as right as rain - all wet!... more |
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| 10. | How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically... more |
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| 11. | How did the hail stone describe its life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs... more |
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| 12. | How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day... more |
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| 13. | How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!... more |
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| 14. | How do hurricanes see?-With one eye... more |
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| 15. | How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce... more |
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| 16. | How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !... more |
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| 17. | How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck... more |
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| 18. | How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze... more |
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| 19. | How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers... more |
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| 20. | How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs... more |
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| 21. | How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, its going to rain. If not, it already is.... more |
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| 22. | I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After... more |
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| 23. | If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.... more |
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| 24. | If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.... more |
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| 25. | If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasnt raining.... more |
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| 26. | If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that m... more |
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| 27. | In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of h... more |
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| 28. | It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.... more |
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| 29. | It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.... more |
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| 30. | Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!... more |
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