| 1. | A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their sho... more |
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| 2. | A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaki... more |
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| 3. | After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted onehusband on the... more |
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| 4. | At three oclock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He stagger... more |
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| 5. | Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more |
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| 6. | Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more |
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| 7. | Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more |
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| 8. | Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more |
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| 9. | Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in the night.... more |
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| 10. | Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he dec... more |
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| 11. | Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isnt the police station. Its the D... more |
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| 12. | How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.... more |
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| 13. | How can you tell if someone whos having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!... more |
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| 14. | How can you tell if someone whos just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!... more |
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| 15. | How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !... more |
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| 16. | How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).... more |
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| 17. | How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?... more |
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| 18. | How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.... more |
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| 19. | How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!... more |
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| 20. | How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!... more |
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| 21. | How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!... more |
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| 22. | How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?... more |
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| 23. | How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.... more |
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| 24. | How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?... more |
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| 25. | How does a skeleton call her friends?On a telebone.... more |
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| 26. | How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!... more |
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| 27. | How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!... more |
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| 28. | How that we are engaged I hope youll give me a ring.Of course. Whats your phone number ?... more |
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| 29. | If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?Snappy talk.... more |
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| 30. | If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.... more |
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