| 1. | "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."... more |
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| 2. | A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hija... more |
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| 3. | A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more |
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| 4. | A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands... more |
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| 5. | A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out... more |
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| 6. | A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w... more |
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| 7. | A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "T... more |
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| 8. | A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say... more |
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| 9. | A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"Id like to become the next President of the United State... more |
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| 10. | A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for Preside... more |
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| 11. | A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w... more |
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| 12. | A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the ho... more |
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| 13. | A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied pr... more |
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| 14. | A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, Im... more |
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| 15. | An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passen... more |
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| 16. | At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue.""That is absurd,"... more |
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| 17. | Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the... more |
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| 18. | Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more |
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| 19. | Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more |
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| 20. | Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more |
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| 21. | Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more |
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| 22. | Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful... more |
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| 23. | Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more |
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| 24. | Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more |
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| 25. | Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.... more |
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| 26. | George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th... more |
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| 27. | I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai... more |
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| 28. | I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one... more |
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| 29. | If the State of the Union is really "the best its ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix i... more |
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| 30. | It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.... more |
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