| 1. | "Ill have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense... more |
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| 2. | "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident... more |
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| 3. | "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more |
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| 4. | - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.... more |
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| 5. | A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more |
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| 6. | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more |
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| 7. | A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more |
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| 8. | A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the drivers license, the driver argued, "Speeding??... more |
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| 9. | A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?... more |
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| 10. | A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more |
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| 11. | A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After... more |
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| 12. | A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe... more |
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| 13. | A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you s... more |
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| 14. | A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer duringa felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see... more |
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| 15. | A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six... more |
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| 16. | A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didnt you know it... more |
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| 17. | A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensa... more |
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| 18. | A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that... more |
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| 19. | A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the... more |
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| 20. | A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since hes in a good mood th... more |
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| 21. | A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just wont be... more |
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| 22. | A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just wont bel... more |
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| 23. | A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City be... more |
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| 24. | A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good... more |
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| 25. | A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?""No," says the cop."What about all these other cars... more |
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| 26. | A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30."The man r... more |
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| 27. | A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,... more |
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| 28. | A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."Youll... more |
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| 29. | A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving he... more |
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| 30. | A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being... more |
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