| 1. | A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discuss... more |
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| 2. | A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the ho... more |
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| 3. | A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Tryin... more |
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| 4. | A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.... more |
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| 5. | A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I... more |
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| 6. | A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L... more |
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| 7. | A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,... more |
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| 8. | A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find... more |
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| 9. | After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy... more |
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| 10. | An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a bl... more |
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| 11. | At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamb... more |
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| 12. | Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more |
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| 13. | Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more |
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| 14. | Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving so... more |
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| 15. | Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "... more |
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| 16. | Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more |
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| 17. | Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!... more |
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| 18. | Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should gi... more |
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| 19. | Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: Thats what Im afraid of... more |
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| 20. | Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.... more |
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| 21. | How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more |
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| 22. | How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.... more |
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| 23. | How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.... more |
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| 24. | How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more |
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| 25. | How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.... more |
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| 26. | How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more |
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| 27. | How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.... more |
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| 28. | How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... more |
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| 29. | I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more |
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| 30. | I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more |
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