| 1. | "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more |
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| 2. | "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more |
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| 3. | "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more |
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| 4. | "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more |
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| 5. | "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more |
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| 6. | "I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband w... more |
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| 7. | "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more |
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| 8. | "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more |
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| 9. | "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more |
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| 10. | "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more |
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| 11. | "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more |
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| 12. | "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more |
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| 13. | A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more |
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| 14. | A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more |
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| 15. | A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more |
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| 16. | A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more |
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| 17. | A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more |
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| 18. | A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more |
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| 19. | A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town... more |
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| 20. | A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several... more |
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| 21. | A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more |
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| 22. | A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more |
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| 23. | A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get t... more |
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| 24. | A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told h... more |
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| 25. | A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daugh... more |
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| 26. | A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more |
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| 27. | A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-be... more |
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| 28. | A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those s... more |
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| 29. | A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na... more |
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| 30. | A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage mon... more |
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