| 1. | A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli... more |
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| 2. | A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more |
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| 3. | A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more |
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| 4. | At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more |
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| 5. | Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more |
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| 6. | Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more |
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| 7. | How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... more |
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| 8. | How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more |
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| 9. | One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more |
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| 10. | Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more |
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| 11. | Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more |
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| 12. | Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more |
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| 13. | What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... more |
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| 14. | What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more |
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| 15. | What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more |
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| 16. | What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... more |
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| 17. | What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more |
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| 18. | What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more |
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| 19. | What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... more |
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| 20. | What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.... more |
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| 21. | What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... more |
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| 22. | What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.... more |
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| 23. | What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more |
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| 24. | What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more |
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| 25. | What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... more |
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| 26. | What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!... more |
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| 27. | What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!... more |
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| 28. | What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!... more |
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| 29. | What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... more |
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| 30. | Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... more |
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