| 1. | "Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?" "Because theyre stupid," said he... more |
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| 2. | "Wheres your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I aint got one, Si... more |
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| 3. | A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more |
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| 4. | A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."... more |
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| 5. | A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Th... more |
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| 6. | A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more |
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| 7. | A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more |
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| 8. | A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "Whats your name and address?" "Im Paddy ODay, of no fixed add... more |
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| 9. | A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the... more |
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| 10. | A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the... more |
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| 11. | A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news... more |
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| 12. | A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures hell spend... more |
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| 13. | A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.During one battle, The French captured an English major.Taking the major... more |
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| 14. | A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.... more |
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| 15. | A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal com... more |
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| 16. | A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says... more |
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| 17. | A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might no... more |
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| 18. | A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Ro... more |
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| 19. | A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcoun... more |
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| 20. | A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "So... more |
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| 21. | A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "So... more |
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| 22. | A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue i... more |
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| 23. | A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue i... more |
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| 24. | A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all rig... more |
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| 25. | An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his ho... more |
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| 26. | An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the R... more |
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| 27. | An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an a... more |
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| 28. | An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you l... more |
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| 29. | An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but... more |
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| 30. | An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir... more |
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