| 1. | A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didnt I see you on a TV com... more |
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| 2. | A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web... more |
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| 3. | A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must b... more |
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| 4. | A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be... more |
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| 5. | A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man... more |
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| 6. | A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one bu... more |
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| 7. | A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you w... more |
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| 8. | A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well,"... more |
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| 9. | A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinar... more |
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| 10. | A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guard... more |
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| 11. | Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.... more |
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| 12. | Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: Its the leash I can... more |
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| 13. | Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didnt! They found me!... more |
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| 14. | Alsation: Ill see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but dont call me "Shortly!"... more |
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| 15. | Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!... more |
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| 16. | Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!... more |
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| 17. | Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!... more |
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| 18. | Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more |
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| 19. | Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs... more |
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| 20. | Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dogs... more |
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| 21. | How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!... more |
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| 22. | How can if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !... more |
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| 23. | How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more |
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| 24. | How can you tell a dog from a tomato?The tomato is red.... more |
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| 25. | How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.... more |
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| 26. | How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-n-go-seekle!... more |
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| 27. | How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?Delighted.... more |
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| 28. | How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?He used a skeleton key.... more |
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| 29. | How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more |
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| 30. | How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more |
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