| 1. | A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to th... more |
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| 2. | A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters."E... more |
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| 3. | Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more |
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| 4. | Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got ther... more |
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| 5. | If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Frida... more |
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| 6. | Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more |
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| 7. | Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!... more |
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| 8. | Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birt... more |
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| 9. | Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more |
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| 10. | The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this... more |
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| 11. | The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this... more |
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| 12. | The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard question... more |
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| 13. | The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Sh... more |
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| 14. | The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "a... more |
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| 15. | Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger a... more |
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| 16. | Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start brag... more |
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| 17. | Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let... more |
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| 18. | What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... more |
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| 19. | What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... more |
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| 20. | What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !... more |
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| 21. | What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more |
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| 22. | What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... more |
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| 23. | Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.... more |
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| 24. | Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... more |
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| 25. | Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... more |
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| 26. | Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... more |
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| 27. | Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.... more |
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| 28. | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more |
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| 29. | Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.... more |
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| 30. | Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.... more |
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