| 1. | "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more |
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| 2. | "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more |
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| 3. | - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more |
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| 4. | ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more |
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| 5. | A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more |
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| 6. | A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more |
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| 7. | A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more |
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| 8. | A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more |
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| 9. | A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more |
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| 10. | A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more |
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| 11. | A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more |
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| 12. | A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more |
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| 13. | A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more |
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| 14. | A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more |
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| 15. | A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more |
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| 16. | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more |
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| 17. | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more |
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| 18. | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more |
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| 19. | A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more |
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| 20. | A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more |
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| 21. | A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more |
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| 22. | A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more |
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| 23. | A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more |
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| 24. | A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more |
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| 25. | After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more |
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| 26. | After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more |
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| 27. | An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more |
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| 28. | An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more |
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| 29. | Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more |
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| 30. | As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more |
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