| 1. | "Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more |
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| 2. | "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo... more |
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| 3. | "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b... more |
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| 4. | "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more |
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| 5. | A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new."An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, "More like an unlit ma... more |
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| 6. | A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more |
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| 7. | A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more |
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| 8. | A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more |
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| 9. | A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more |
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| 10. | A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more |
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| 11. | A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more |
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| 12. | A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, g... more |
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| 13. | A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great hon... more |
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| 14. | A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think... more |
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| 15. | After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the... more |
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| 16. | All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some... more |
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| 17. | An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo... more |
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| 18. | An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh... more |
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| 19. | And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.... more |
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| 20. | Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more |
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| 21. | Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.... more |
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| 22. | Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more |
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| 23. | College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more |
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| 24. | Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen h... more |
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| 25. | Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remembe... more |
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| 26. | Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.... more |
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| 27. | Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?... more |
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| 28. | Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?... more |
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| 29. | Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after grad... more |
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| 30. | How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to an... more |
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