| 1. | "Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to chec... more |
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| 2. | "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in s... more |
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| 3. | "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three... more |
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| 4. | "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?""I ought to be able to. Ive had ten different jobs in four mo... more |
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| 5. | A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were... more |
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| 6. | A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance... more |
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| 7. | A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his wa... more |
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| 8. | A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he su... more |
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| 9. | A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him... more |
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| 10. | A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the... more |
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| 11. | A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan offic... more |
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| 12. | A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While hes waiting, he... more |
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| 13. | A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. Hes crawling through the sand... more |
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| 14. | A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He low... more |
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| 15. | A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a... more |
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| 16. | A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employ... more |
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| 17. | A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of... more |
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| 18. | A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the ne... more |
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| 19. | A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which... more |
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| 20. | A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker... more |
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| 21. | A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more |
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| 22. | A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who... more |
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| 23. | A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sittin... more |
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| 24. | A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his... more |
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| 25. | A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a... more |
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| 26. | A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,... more |
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| 27. | A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake a... more |
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| 28. | According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, its getting worse... more |
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| 29. | After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control o... more |
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| 30. | American businessman was at a pier in a small coastalMexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. I... more |
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